Kinderth is the oldest of the cousins. If you count all the cousins on my dad’s side, I’m the fourth oldest, but if you only count the females, I’m the second oldest. Anyway, she is married to Darren, who is from England, and he’s a nice guy. They had two sons, and they were the only children there for the funeral. The oldest son was the same age I was when I had to go to my Granny Delores’ funeral in 1999, when I was thirteen. Crazy, right?